Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.