Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!