What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.