How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

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What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.