How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

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What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!