What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

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How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.