What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash