Because they heard he's a web developer
A Dell
They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
Seen but not heard
Because a black widow has no husband.
Hydra-Gin
With a Monkey Wrench!
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
A spider!
nobody ever compliments our back end :(
Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.
It reminds him of Uncle Ben.