Web Developer Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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They can both burn C.D's

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It's not there.

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Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

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You're hired

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

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What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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A Buddha Pest.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.