Web Developer Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Recruiter Jokes More Recruiter Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.