A spider
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A spider!
He's a web developer.
nobody ever compliments our back end :(
Because they heard he's a web developer
Oh. My. God. You're hired."
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Ask them to pronounce "hires"
Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
It makes cents.
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
So he could take it out for a spin !
He goes up the wall !
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
It was taken into custardy.