Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

What did the moderator say to the redditor?

Deleted

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Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

What bee is good for your health ?

Vitamin bee !

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What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.