Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

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What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

What bee is good for your health ?

Vitamin bee !

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Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.