What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."