Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)