How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road..."

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!