Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)