Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why Asians are good at everything?

Because they're Asians, not Bsians

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math