Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)