What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.