What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.