What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.