Seizure salad.
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They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"
Vitamin bee !
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
A buck an ear
A buck 'n ear
The former builds weapons, the latter targets
Because they all wear red shirts
A man that states the obvious
They're married.
Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.
The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.
General Pao's chicken.
50 shades of grey's anatomy
World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Give it to Michael J Fox
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
Grandma and grandpa.