How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!