What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.