How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ?

Brendan an ear to what I have to say !

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.