How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

Where is my favourite body part?

Its right ear!

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.