Spock Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?

A clotheshorse !

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:.........

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber