Mine is a skittle.
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
A policeman doing his duty!
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Crumbs!
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
They push Two twins together to make a King
Their wee-knees!
They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.