What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Previous Random Joke Next

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Skittle Jokes More Skittle Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.