Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Model Jokes More Model Jokes

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!