Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Why do girls always walk in odd packs?

Because they literally can't even.

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.