How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!