How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH