What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's black white and read all over?

A: A newspaper.