How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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How did the sperm cross the road?

I put the wrong socks on today.

How are you today?

Me: Tim.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.