How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.