What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

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What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

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What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.