What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

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He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

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Atoll.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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How much will that be?

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he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Because he was too slow.

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

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It has it's ups and downs.

How is the retarded basketball player doing?

Well, he has his ups and down's.