How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it