What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.