What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)