Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Pediatrician Jokes More Pediatrician Jokes

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.