Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

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What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)