What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Wow Jokes More Wow Jokes

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.