What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

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What birds are found in Portugal ?

Portu-geese !

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.