Wow Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

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WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

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Cause he been solo.

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