What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a couch?

One can actually support a family.

How about a guillotine?

Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch.

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What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.