What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.