Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Banner Jokes More Banner Jokes

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.