What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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Au

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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