What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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The electoral college in 2016.

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You cant-elope!

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He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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Sir!

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Call a toe truck.

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Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.