Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports?

Because her coach was a pumpkin