How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com