How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

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What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What goes on forever with no head?

A loveless marriage.

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Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)