How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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Why do Asians have squinty eye balls?

Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright...

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."