What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

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Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

repost"

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Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages