What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !