What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

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Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "