How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages