Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.