Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.