Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy