What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math