Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
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One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
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You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
A: Siamese twins.
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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