f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
They don't: They screw in a vacuum.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
f(x)
As a Canadian, this offends me.