Blm Jokes

Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

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What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter?

They would finally be right.

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Why does #BLM make so many spelling mistakes?

Because they got the whites out.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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Blm Protestor Jokes More Blm Protestor Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Spell Mistake Jokes More Spell Mistake Jokes

What do you call a spelling mistake on a map?

A topographical error.

Why does #BLM make so many spelling mistakes?

Because they got the whites out.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.