Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
Rise up lights
