How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Millenial Jokes More Millenial Jokes

Why are millenials so odd?

Because they can't even...

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.