What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.