What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.