What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.