He was a mole
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Executed.
He found Hillary's emails
They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.
He committed treeson.
Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute
He was not Boeing.
If you conceive something, they can execute it.
Because he asked for Ice-es
Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
He was too good a conductor
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An Anne-Boleyn-ce.
Anne Boleyn's.
So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
You can drop her off anywhere.
Papal
A Nokia
A Nokia.
To convince women sweeping was a sport.
Because her coach was a pumpkin
A: She went to sea a movie.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Mmm. Canapes."
ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
