ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
The X-Men
Yes, I'm completely sure.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
He read it in the Hobbituary.
Dyslexia
Drop him a line.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
Face value.