What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)