What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte