What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte